I was a housewife, waiting for my husband all day. Sometimes he’d come home so late I’d already be asleep. I got tired of it. I wanted to spend more time with him, so I came up with a plan. I secretly got a job at the company where he worked.
I nailed the interview without mentioning that my husband worked there and got hired as a receptionist. On my first day, I was heading to my new job to surprise him when he walked in and saw me at the front desk. But that day turned into a nightmare.
That same day, I made an uncompromising decision: I was going to divorce my husband. Why? Because I found out that he was not the man I thought I knew so well all those years.
The moment my husband walked in and saw me behind the reception desk, his eyes bulged out like he’d seen a ghost. “Linda? What are you doing here?” he stammered.
I flashed him my best smile. “Surprise! I work here now!” I was expecting him to be happy — or at least pleasantly shocked. But instead, he looked like someone had pulled the rug out from under him. That should’ve been my first red flag.
As the day went on, I started to see why. My once “loving” husband turned into a completely different person at work. First, I watched him flirt shamelessly with Brenda from marketing — the same Brenda he swore was “just a friend.” Every time he walked by her desk, he’d “accidentally” drop something just so he could bend over and show off his “hard-working” muscles. I had to resist the urge to throw a stapler at him.
Then, there was the way he treated his team. At home, he always talked about how he was a great leader, respected by everyone. Turns out, he was more like a drill sergeant on a caffeine overdose. He barked orders, micromanaged everything, and threw little tantrums when things didn’t go his way. He even yelled at Gary, a poor intern, for bringing him a coffee that wasn’t “hot enough.” I’d never seen him act like this.
By lunchtime, I was questioning all my life choices. But the final straw came during a meeting. My husband waltzed in late, acting like he owned the place, and made the whole room sit through a 45-minute PowerPoint on “Synergy and Profit Optimization” — or, as I like to call it, “How to Say Absolutely Nothing for an Hour.”
When the meeting finally ended, I marched over to him and said, “We need to talk.” I thought he’d apologize or at least show some embarrassment, but instead, he shrugged and said, “Can it wait, babe? I’ve got an important call with the client.”
That’s when it hit me. I had married a man who was a stranger to me — one who put on a perfect husband act at home but was a total nightmare everywhere else. So, I did what any sane woman would do.
I went home, packed my bags, and filed for divorce the very next day.
And you know what? Best decision I ever made. Now, I don’t have to wait up for him anymore — I’m too busy enjoying my life, sipping margaritas on my own schedule, and definitely not attending any more PowerPoint presentations on synergy.