Little girl’s dirty answer forces teacher to golden comeback

When Mrs. Parks asked her sixth-grade science class a seemingly straightforward question, no one could have anticipated the hilariously awkward misunderstanding that was about to happen. What began as an innocent quiz on the human body quickly turned into an unforgettable moment for Little Mary.

If you’ve ever witnessed someone embarrass themselves by jumping to the wrong conclusion, you’ll want to keep reading for a laugh-out-loud scenario that will make you grateful not to be in Mary’s place.

The sixth-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, posed a question to the class: “Can anyone tell me which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”

Silence filled the room as the students avoided making eye contact. Sensing the tension, Mrs. Parks pointed to a random student.

Little Mary protests the dirty question

Little Mary stood up, crossed her arms and said, “You should not be asking sixth graders dirty questions like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and then he’ll fire you!”

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Let’s try that again. Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Mary’s mouth fell open. She pointed at her teacher and yelled, “You’re gonna get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks smiled and said, “Very good, Billy,”

She turned to Mary and continued, “As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

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