When I first moved to the neighborhood, I thought I’d found the perfect place for my son, Mike, and me to start over. The house was quaint, the streets were quiet, and everyone seemed friendly. Among the first to welcome me was Linda, my cheerful next-door neighbor, who showed up with homemade cookies and an infectious smile.
“Welcome to the neighborhood!” Linda exclaimed as she handed me the plate of cookies. “If you ever need anything, don’t hesitate to knock on my door.”
“Thank you so much,” I replied, genuinely touched by her warmth. She even offered to keep an eye on the house while I was at work and collect any packages left on the porch. It sounded like a thoughtful gesture.
At first, everything seemed perfect. But not long after settling in, I noticed something strange—packages I’d been eagerly awaiting began to vanish. The first time it happened, I shrugged it off as a mix-up or a courier mistake. But when the missing items became a pattern, suspicion crept in.
One day, I decided to ask Linda if she’d noticed anything.
“Linda,” I began hesitantly, “have you seen a package on my porch? It was marked as delivered, but I can’t find it.”
Her face lit up with recognition. “Oh, sweetie! That must’ve been left at my door by mistake. I was wondering who it belonged to!” She handed over the package, already opened. “I thought it was for me. These delivery guys mix things up all the time!”
Her explanation didn’t sit right. My name and address were clearly printed on the label. It felt less like a mix-up and more like an excuse. Still, I let it slide, convincing myself it was an honest mistake.
But the “mistakes” kept happening. Each time, Linda returned my packages with the same innocent giggle and excuse. My frustration simmered, but I remained polite, not wanting to start a neighborhood feud.
That all changed when I ordered a pair of expensive winter boots I’d saved for months to buy. When the tracking app confirmed their delivery, I rushed home, only to find my porch empty. My gut told me where they’d gone.
I marched to Linda’s door and knocked, barely containing my anger.
“Hi, Meredith!” she greeted me, all smiles. “What’s up?”
“Did you see a package for me today? A pair of boots?” I asked, trying to keep my voice calm.
Linda’s eyes lit up. “Oh! Let me check.” She disappeared inside and returned holding my package—opened, of course.
“Sorry about that,” she said with her signature laugh. “I thought it was my jacket.”
That was it. Her smirk told me she knew exactly what she was doing, and my patience was gone.
Then came the final straw: a limited-edition Christmas ornament I’d ordered for my mom. It was a unique piece, hand-painted and impossible to replace. When I got home and found the porch bare, I didn’t even bother knocking on Linda’s door.
I needed a plan. A plan that would send a clear message.
That night, after putting Mike to bed, I ordered a glitter bomb kit online. When it arrived, I carefully set it up, complete with a spring mechanism that would shoot glitter everywhere the moment the box was opened. Inside, I left a note:
“If you’re reading this, you’re a thief. Next time, I’ll call the police. Happy holidays!”
I wrapped the box in festive paper, addressed it to myself, and placed it prominently on my porch. Then, I waited.
It didn’t take long. A couple of hours later, I watched from my window as Linda casually strolled by. She glanced around, snatched the package, and hurried back to her house. I could hardly contain my laughter.
The next morning, I woke to the sound of furious screaming. Peeking out the window, I saw Linda on her porch, covered in glitter from head to toe. Her hair shimmered, her clothes sparkled, and she looked like a walking disco ball.
She stormed over to my house, clutching the glitter-covered box.
“HOW DARE YOU!” she shouted, pounding on my door.
I opened it with a sweet smile. “Oh, Linda! Did you accidentally take my package again?”
“You think this is funny?” she sputtered, shaking the box in rage.
“Funny? Not really,” I said, feigning innocence. “But maybe now you’ll think twice before taking things that don’t belong to you.”
Her face turned red with fury, but she didn’t have a comeback. After a few sputtered attempts at justification, she turned and stomped back to her house.
Word of the incident spread quickly through the neighborhood. Turns out, I wasn’t the only victim of Linda’s “mistakes.” Other neighbors began sharing stories of their missing packages, emboldened by my glittery revenge.
From that day on, Linda kept a low profile. She avoided eye contact, rarely left her house, and for weeks, her hair still sparkled faintly in the sunlight.
As for me, my packages stopped disappearing, and I got to enjoy a peaceful, drama-free holiday season. Sometimes, a little sparkle is all it takes to make things right.