BRILLIANT WIFE!! (FUNNY STORY)

My Dear Wife, You will surely
understand that I have certain needs
that you, being 57 years old, can no
longer satisfy. I am very happy with
you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year
old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel. Please don’t be upset—-I
shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that
night, he found the following letter
on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your
letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 57 years old.

I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 57 years
old. As you know, I am a math
teacher at our local college.

I would like to inform you that while you read
this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with
Michael, one of my students, who is
also the assistant tennis coach. He is
young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent
knowledge of math, you will
understand that we are in the same
situation, although with one small
difference – 18 goes into 57 a lot
more times than 57 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until
sometime tomorrow..

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