WE CUT OUR CAKE AT THE GENDER REVEAL PARTY, AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE BLACK — I TURNED MY HEAD AND SAW MY MIL CRYING.

This was our first and long-awaited child, so we decided to throw a big gender reveal party, inviting the whole family! We entrusted the ultrasound results to my MIL and asked her to give them to the bakery.

On the big day, my mom helped with the decorations and hors d’oeuvres, and soon the gorgeous white cake arrived. The excitement was in the air as everyone counted down with us.

Amid applause, Jerry and I sliced into the cake. But as we pulled out the first slice, the room fell silent — the inside of the cake was completely BLACK.

We were confused, and as I looked around, I noticed my MIL. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED IT? She was dressed in black and wiping away tears.

As the room stood in shocked silence, I turned to Jerry, who looked like he was about to burst out laughing. Before he could, his cousin Megan blurted out, “So… is this a goth baby reveal, or what?”

That broke the tension, and nervous giggles spread across the room. Jerry, shaking his head, walked over to his mom, who was still sniffling in the corner. “Mom,” he said, putting his arm around her, “You know the cake color doesn’t change the baby’s gender, right?”

Nancy wiped her tears, then let out a chuckle. “I guess I got a little carried away. But you can’t blame me for trying to keep us safe from… curses!” She threw her hands up dramatically, finally laughing at herself.

Megan, always quick with a joke, held up her phone and said, “Well, this is definitely going viral. #GothBaby2024.” Everyone burst into laughter, including Nancy, who shrugged and said, “As long as I’m trending, I guess I’ll take it.”

Jerry and I exchanged a glance and just shook our heads. “Only in our family,” I whispered.

With the awkwardness gone, we decided to salvage the moment. “Alright,” Jerry said, grabbing the knife again. “Let’s just assume it’s chocolate and get to the important part — the taste test!”

And so we did, black cake and all. As people dug in, Megan looked around with a mischievous grin. “So… are we ever going to find out the gender, or are we just naming the baby ‘Surprise’?”

Jerry pulled me close and whispered, “Guess we’ll save that announcement for later. Maybe we’ll just tell people in a regular old text message.” We both laughed, knowing that despite the bizarre twist, the day would be one of those family stories we’d laugh about for years to come.

And at the end of the day, what mattered most was that our baby was coming soon — and if they inherited any of this family’s sense of humor, they’d fit right in.

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