A male and a female were enjoying a meal together.

A gentleman and a lady were dining at a Fancy Restaurant.

While attending to a different table, the waitress observed the man gradually sinking down his seat and disappearing beneath the table, while the woman displayed an indifferent demeanor.

Observing the scene, the waitress witnessed the man smoothly gliding down his chair until he vanished beneath the table.

While the woman opposite him maintained a composed and unaffected demeanor, seemingly oblivious to her companion’s disappearance.

Upon completing the order, the waitress approached the table and addressed the woman, saying, “Excuse me, madam, but I believe your husband just slipped beneath the table.”

In reply, the woman looked up at the waitress calmly and responded with assurance, “No, he didn’t. He just walked in through the entrance.”

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