A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him,

“If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?

”Johnny says, “None.”

The teacher asks, “Why? “

Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.”

The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.”

Johnny asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?”

The teacher says, “The one sucking her ice cream.”

Johnny says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”

A teacher notices that Johnny isn’t paying attention in class, so she decides to catch him off guard with a question.

“Johnny, if there are three birds sitting on a fence and you throw a rock at one, how many are left?”

Johnny thinks for a moment and answers, “None.”

The teacher raises an eyebrow. “None? Why’s that?”

Johnny grins, “Because the noise would scare the other two away.”

The teacher nods and says, “Well, the correct answer is two, but I like the way you’re thinking.”

Johnny then says, “Alright, my turn to ask you a question.”

The teacher smiles, intrigued. “Okay, go ahead.”

Johnny asks, “If there are three women eating ice cream cones—one is licking hers, one is biting hers, and one is sucking on hers—which one is married?”

The teacher blushes and hesitates before answering, “Umm… the one sucking on hers?”

Johnny laughs and says, “Nope, it’s the one with the wedding ring… but I like the way you’re thinking!”