70-Year-Old Widow Posts Newspaper Advert Looking For New Husband That Went Viral

A widow in her 70s who is looking for a new husband through a newspaper ad.

One day, while she was at home, the doorbell rang. Nonetheless, she had no way of knowing who would be on the other side.

Read the full hilarious joke below, and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.

She advertised in the local newspaper, saying:

“Wanted! Husband!” Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. Please submit your applications in person.

The doorbell rang the next day, and she answered it. She was shocked to discover an elderly man in a wheelchair when she opened the door. He was missing both limbs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” widow inquired, “I can’t believe it, you don’t have any legs!”

With a grin on his face, the old man said, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

Saying, “You don’t have any arms either!” “She snorted.”

The elderly man grinned once more and declared, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

To which she raised an eyebrow and inquired, “Are you still good in bed?”

The elderly man sat back and asked, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” with a broad grin.

Related Posts

Barron Trump Spotted Arriving at Trump Tower…

When Barron Trump and his mother, Melania, arrived at Trump Tower in New York City, he flashed a nearly $50,000 Rolex on his wrist. The first lady…

17-Year-Old Athlete Austin Metcalf Dies During High School Track Meet — Details

According to Frisco police, a high school student fatally stabbed another student during a fight at a high school track meet on Wednesday morning, and he is…

Woman on global intimacy quest names the worst nationality in bed

Canadian influencer Coco Bae isn’t your typical social media personality. While many influencers share beauty tips or daily vlogs, Coco has made headlines for a bold and…

P!nk Drops To The Ground In Awe After Epic Duet With Chris Stapleton, Leaving NYC Crowd Shook As They Witness The Historic Performance Live For The First Time

A Pop Star’s Country Collaboration In April 2019, pop sensation P!nk released Hurts 2B Human, an album that garnered critical praise and was met with a warm…

Young Professional Bull Rider Dylan Grant Dies — Father Speaks Out

The thrill of the rodeo turned tragic when 24-year-old Dylan Grant, a professional bull rider from Pavillion, Wyoming, lost his life during a competition at the Wharton…

My Foster Parents Took My Parents’ Money and Called It a Blessing—I Gave Them Exactly What They Deserved

At the tender age of ten, my world shattered. A reckless driver ended my parents’ lives in a hit-and-run accident, leaving me adrift in a sea of…