A widow in her 70s who is looking for a new husband through a newspaper ad.
One day, while she was at home, the doorbell rang. Nonetheless, she had no way of knowing who would be on the other side.
Read the full hilarious joke below, and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.
She advertised in the local newspaper, saying:
“Wanted! Husband!” Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. Please submit your applications in person.
The doorbell rang the next day, and she answered it. She was shocked to discover an elderly man in a wheelchair when she opened the door. He was missing both limbs.
“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” widow inquired, “I can’t believe it, you don’t have any legs!”
With a grin on his face, the old man said, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”
Saying, “You don’t have any arms either!” “She snorted.”
The elderly man grinned once more and declared, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
To which she raised an eyebrow and inquired, “Are you still good in bed?”
The elderly man sat back and asked, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” with a broad grin.
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