The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick.
The cat “screams” a loud meow and runs out the door. The wife comes in the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied:
“This cat seems crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest.”
“Look at that hell of a scratch!” The woman replied:
You did very well, today this fool has bitten my a***s and gave me one hell of a hickey on my neck.
{"post":2030,"page":1,"next":[{"id":2007,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/2007","title":"A cabbie picks up a nun","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/366344174_259181970259467_8005368404225686538_n.jpg"},{"id":2004,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/2004","title":"After 20 Years Of Marriage.","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/364674029_259260463584951_6257300563739001954_n-768x1366.jpg"},{"id":2001,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/2001","title":"Maturity of six year old boy","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/363387676_172586662499605_6153888960444078201_n-768x401.jpg"},{"id":1998,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1998","title":"A 30 year-old son decided to admit his father into an old peoples home as desired by his wife","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Screenshot-2023-07-25-155447.png"},{"id":1995,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1995","title":"Dirty Joke: The nuns were harassed by a bunch of drunks","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/363827847_271803058955596_19606274055024606_n-768x1152.jpg"},{"id":1992,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1992","title":"My Wife Was Standing In The Kitchen Preparing Our Usual Soft Boiled Eggs And Toast For Breakfast Wearing Only Tshirt That She Normally Slept In","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/52931cf0-6fb5-42ef-9b54-a813b88f609b-2.jpg"},{"id":1987,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1987","title":"Every Spring As Soon As Snow Thawed a Certain Mountain Woman Would Come Down Into Town","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/image_editor_output_image1412305436-1691527477748-364x205-1.jpg"},{"id":1982,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1982","title":"A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday Morning","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/image_editor_output_image1412305436-1691527477748-768x365.jpg"},{"id":1979,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1979","title":"Kid Sends Letter Home To Parents After Joining The Marines, This Is Priceless!","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/366188944_135606142923801_3694385769487690134_n.jpg"},{"id":1976,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1976","title":"Do the Math","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/365613009_133644786455244_7173783419677429674_n-768x378.jpg"},{"id":1973,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1973","title":"Two Boys Filled Up A Bucketful Of Nuts.","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/366231962_133950809757975_296870793731310464_n-768x400.jpg"},{"id":1970,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1970","title":"Three older ladies were discussing","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/366163734_134034526416270_6426318291898781726_n.jpg"},{"id":1967,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1967","title":"An Elderly Woman Driving Along At Speed.","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/365955007_149007311560966_342342691029466444_n-1-768x400.jpg"},{"id":1963,"url":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/1963","title":"13 Tweets About People Who Have Enough Creativity to Keep Surprising Us","image":"https:\/\/dailypositive24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Screenshot_275-768x344.jpg"}]}
A oId man and wife have gone to bed
A Young Lady Is Working At Old People Home
Pastor at Fancy Church Questions Cowboy’s Clothing – He Has the Perfect Response
A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas
Funny – In The Year 2020 The Lord Asked Noah To Build An Ark
Employee is Loyal And Feels Like He Deserves A Raise, But His Boss is More Hesitant Continue Reading Below first comment 👇👇