A man and his wife are at a high school reunion.

The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.

His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife.”

He explains, “She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” exclaims the wife,…

“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?!”

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