An old cowboy instantly regrets getting a shave

Long beard has become quite a popular trend during the last years and we can see more and more men opting not to shave their faces for the sake of being more attractive.The following joke involves an old cowboy who decided to get a clean cut and get rid of his beard.Eventually, he was quite satisfied with his new looks, but it was something from behind the scenes that he found difficult to handle.

We hope this will give you a good laugh.

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, “Oh, you would just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.”

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