The 2 A.M. Phone Call

A married couple were fast asleep when the phone rang at 2 a.m.

The wife — a cheerful blonde — sleepily reached for the receiver, listened for a few seconds, and said,
“How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!”
Then she hung up and rolled over.

Her husband, half awake and confused, mumbled,
“Who on earth was that?”

Still half-asleep, she sighed and replied,
“I don’t know… some woman asking if the coast is clear.”

✨ A timeless bit of clean humor — proof that sometimes, even at 2 a.m., timing is everything.

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