Bedroom Banter Gone Wild

Bedroom Banter Gone Wild
Wife:Darling, do I please you in bed?

Hubby: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth.

Wife: What trick?

Hubby: The one where you shut the f*ck up and go to sleep.

Bedroom Banter Gone Wild

After a long day, Emily and her husband, Jack, were winding down in bed. The room was quiet except for the soft hum of the ceiling fan. Emily, feeling playful, decided to spark some intimate conversation.

She turned to Jack with a teasing smile.
“Darling,” she said, her voice dripping with curiosity, “do I please you in bed?”

Jack, scrolling on his phone, looked up and chuckled.
“Of course, sweetheart,” he replied, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “I especially love that trick you do with your mouth.”

Emily’s curiosity piqued, and she raised an eyebrow.
“What trick?” she asked, genuinely intrigued.

Jack grinned, setting his phone aside.
“The one where you shut the f*** up and go to sleep,” he said, barely holding back his laughter.

For a moment, there was stunned silence. Then, a pillow came flying across the bed, smacking him square in the face. Jack erupted in laughter as Emily grabbed another pillow, determined to teach him a lesson.

“Careful, mister! You’re sleeping on the couch tonight!” she said, fighting a smile as Jack begged for mercy between fits of laughter.

It wasn’t the romantic banter she’d imagined, but it was certainly a moment they’d laugh about for years to come.

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