His mother is in the bathtub when little Johnny enters.
He queries his mother about the large, fuzzy area beneath her belly button. The answer is, “A bush.
“Little Johnny interrupts his father as he’s taking a shower the following day.
“What is that large, long object hanging between your legs?” he asks. It’s a snake, his father responds.
A few days later, Little Johnny enters the bathroom and finds his mother in the bathtub once more.
“What are those two loose things hanging over your bellybutton?” he asks.
“Headlights,” she responds.
After a few weeks, the young boy enters the room to witness his parents making love.
“Mom, switch on your headlights!” he shouts. Your bush is being invaded by the snake!
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