Confession for the Shower

A husband walks into the bahtroom while his wife is taking a sh0wer.

He leans on the door and says, “Honey, I think we should try something new tonight.”

Intrigued, she peeks out from behind the shower curtain and asks, “Oh? And what exactly did you have in mind?”

He grins and says, “I was thinking… maybe you could start by actually letting me hold the remote for once!”

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