His mother is in the bathtub when little Johnny enters.
He queries his mother about the large, fuzzy area beneath her belly button. The answer is, “A bush.
“Little Johnny interrupts his father as he’s taking a shower the following day.
“What is that large, long object hanging between your legs?” he asks. It’s a snake, his father responds.
A few days later, Little Johnny enters the bathroom and finds his mother in the bathtub once more.
“What are those two loose things hanging over your bellybutton?” he asks.
“Headlights,” she responds.
After a few weeks, the young boy enters the room to witness his parents making love.
“Mom, switch on your headlights!” he shouts. Your bush is being invaded by the snake!
Keep the Music Going
Grab a tissue before you read about Little Parker’s miracle story
My dad disowned me by text the day before my graduation because I didn’t invite his new wife’s two children. My mother, brother, and three aunts all took his side. Ten years later,
This star became a ’10 year old mom’ to 3 little kids when her mother was ‘gone’
A little girl went to a police station to confess to a serious cri:me, but what she said left the officer completely sh0cked.
I watched my father throw my clothes, my books, and the last photo of my mother into the fire like my life meant nothing. Then he looked at me and said, “This is what happens when you disobey me.”
The day I became his wife, I told no one about the company my father spent 40 years building— and thank God I stayed quiet, because six weeks later, his mother arrived with an attorney… Her documents meant nothing.