A young girl and boy are debating which gender is superior. “I’ve got something you’ll never have!” the boy finally says, pulling down his pants. The girl is upset by the reality and tears as she rushes home. She comes back a few moments later grinning broadly, lowering her pants and exclaiming, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want!”
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