Garth Brooks Becomes Majority Owner of ECHL’s Tulsa Oilers
In a surprising move that delighted both sports and music fans, country superstar Garth Brooks has officially been announced as the new majority owner of the Tulsa Oilers, an ECHL minor league hockey team. The announcement came during a lively press conference at the BOK Center, where Brooks donned a customized Oilers jersey labeled “The Thunder Rolls” and playfully wielded a hockey stick. “Y’all thought I retired from touring? Now I’m bringing the same energy to the boards—this ain’t my first rodeo, but it’s my first hat trick!” he declared.
This acquisition makes Brooks Oklahoma’s first celebrity sports team owner, and he has ambitious plans for the franchise, including:
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Hosting “Garth Night” games with live post-game concerts on the ice
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Introducing a new team mascot, “Billy the Puck,” a hockey-playing armadillo
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Featuring hidden lyrics from his hit “Friends in Low Places” in the team’s jersey stitching
The hockey world quickly reacted to the news. NHL commissioner Gary Bettman welcomed Brooks to the “hockey family,” while fellow country star and team owner Carrie Underwood joked on Twitter about needing to buy a team to keep up. The Oilers players were stunned when Brooks demonstrated his slapshot skills at a morning skate, with team captain Adam Pleskach noting, “Turns out all those years of guitar playing gave him killer wrist strength.”
Brooks’ first official move as owner? Renaming the arena’s penalty box the “Low Places Lounge” and stocking it with his own whiskey. “We may not win the Cup,” he joked, signing autographed hockey pucks, “but we’ll be the only team where the Zamboni driver doubles as a backup singer.” The newly rebranded Oilers are set to hit the ice this October, with Brooks promising to lead the crowd in “We Will Rock You” during every power play.
