92-yr-old’s epic response to a teenager’s wild hair will leave you in stitches

I found this hilarious story online, and I just have to share it! The other day, someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall to get some new shoes. After shopping, they thought it would be a great idea to eat at the food court.

As he sat there, the dad spotted a teenager beside him with crazy hair, and what happened next will make you burst out laughing!

Get ready for some classic grandad humor!

Okay, here’s how the story goes: I’m not sure if it really happened or if it’s made up, but either way – it’s absolutely brilliant!

I went to the mall with my dad recently to get him some new shoes since he’s 92 years old. After shopping, we thought it would be nice to eat at the food court. While we were there, I saw my dad looking at a teenager who was sitting nearby. This kid had spiky hair that was all sorts of colors like green, red, orange, and blue. My dad couldn’t help but keep staring at him, and every time the teenager noticed, he would look back at my dad.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

I knew my dad well, so I hurriedly finished my food to avoid choking on whatever he was about to say, because I was sure it would be funny. True to form, he didn’t even flinch when he replied.

Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son!

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