JOKE OF THE DAY: An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”
“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”
After examining an elderly woman, the doctor asked, “Everything looks fine. Do you have any medical concerns you’d like to discuss?”
The woman shook her head and said she had no concerns. The doctor then added, “Your husband mentioned something unusual. He said after being intimate with you the first time, he’s hot and sweaty, but after the second time, he’s cold and shivering. Any idea why that might be?”
The woman chuckled and replied, “Oh, that silly old man! That’s because the first time is in August, and the second is in January!”
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