I suspected that my husband was being unfaithful, prompting me to return home unexpectedly in an attempt to catch him in the act.

Upon entering, however, I found him alone in the den, engrossed in a television program.

First woman: What transpired after that?

Second woman: Believing there was another woman concealed somewhere in the house, I frantically searched every corner. I scoured the attic, the basement, all the closets, and even looked beneath the beds. My determination was so intense that I eventually exhausted myself, leading to a collapse and a fatal heart attack.

First woman: It’s unfortunate you didn’t think to check the freezer… we might both still be here.