A Farmer Goes To The Bank

A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan.

When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer.

Then she turns around and bites one of the customers.

The loan officer asks the farmer:

I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer.

I don’t know…probably to get the bad taste out of her mouth.

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