When the Swede’s wife approaches the tee and stoops to set her ball down,

Her skirt lifts in a gust of wind, exposing her glaring lack of underwear.

“Godspeed, lady! Why do you not have on any skivvies? Ole insisted.

“All right,” she said. “I don’t get enough money from you for housekeeping to buy any.”

Without hesitation, the Swede digs into his pocket and utters,

“Here’s a 50 for decency’s sake. Get yourself some underwear now!

The wife of the Irishman then stoops to place her ball on the tee. Additionally, her skirt flies up, revealing that she is also not wearing underwear.

“Mary, you are a blessed woman! You’re naked! Why not?

“I can’t afford any on the money you give me,” she responds.

Reaching into his pocket, Patrick says,

Here’s a 20 for the sake of decency. Get yourself some underwear now!

Finally, the wife of the Scotsman stoops to the tee.

She, too, has nothing underneath when the wind lifts her skirt over her head.

“Jaysus’s sweetest mudder, Aggie! “Where the devil are your drawers?”

“You didn’t give me enough money to be able to afford any,” she adds.

Reaching into his pocket, the Scotsman says,

Here’s a comb for the sake of decency. Clean yourself up a little.