A couple that was married for almost 50 years was lying in bed when the husband started doing something that really caught the wife by surprise.
She felt his arm on her body as though he was about to give her a massage.
She didn’t say a word as he continued to touch her, starting from her neck to her back. Then he moved to her shoulders and stomach.
The woman felt beautiful as her husband continued to move his hand lightly down the side of her body, trailing down to her bottom and then to her inner calf.
Then he did it again, but now on the other side of her body. It was a terribIe massage.
As he slowly placed his hand near the most sensitive part of her body, he suddenly stopped and turned around without saying a word to his wife, who was quite excited at the moment. Now she was even more surprised by his behavior and said, “Honey, that was really amazing, why did you stop?” to which the husband replied: “Because I found the remote I was looking for”
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