I came across this hilarious story and just had to share it! It’s a funny twist on what might happen if two ladies met in heaven and swapped their “how did you get here” stories.

Here’s how it went:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I… died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive!

Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so be sure to send this on to someone whose day you want to brighten!

Four Nuns at the Gates of Heaven

A bus full of nuns tragically crashes, and all four sisters arrive at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter greets them with a kind smile.

“Welcome, sisters,” he says. “Before I can let you through the pearly gates, I must ask each of you one question. Please line up.”

The nuns form a single file, and St. Peter turns to the first one.

“Sister, have you ever had any contact with a man’s… well, you know… private part?”

The nun blushes. “Well… once I brushed one by accident with the tip of my finger.”

St. Peter nods. “Very well. Dip your finger in the Holy Water and step inside.”

She does, and the gates open for her.

He turns to the second nun. “And you, sister?”

She hesitates. “I… may have held one… just once.”

St. Peter sighs. “Please wash your hands in the Holy Water and proceed.”

She does, and enters.

Just then, the fourth nun suddenly pushes ahead of the third.

“Sister!” St. Peter says, startled. “Why are you cutting in line?”

The nun huffs, “Well, if I’m going to rinse my mouth, I’d rather do it before Sister Margaret sits in the water!”